1) Goes to bed by 10:00 every night. Occasionally stays up until 11:00 when feeling wild.
2) Wife enjoys crocheting, reading, watching old English movies, and quoting Pride and Prejudice.
3) Husband enjoys passing out on the couch at 8:00 every night and moans at every move due to his bad back.
4) They watch Jeopardy every night and record it on their DVR for those rare occasions when they are not home at 7:00.
5) They drink Boost regularly.
6) Husband frequently says, "Bless his/her heart."
7) Wife buys cardigans like they are going out of style.
8) Wife wears glasses and has a difficult time driving at night.
9) They have a drug drawer for collecting random medications that have so far gone unused.
10) They love Palm Springs.
11) Wife frequently scolds annoying children (under her breath)
Please select one of the following:
a) George and Barbara Bush
b) Earl and Evelyn Wood
c) Any couple between the ages of 70 and 100 in America
d) James and Erin
baahahaha at least you both still have your good looks!
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